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The American Dykes "Lipstick" Collection

Meet Nellie

Nellie O’Malley™ is the director of My 2 Mommies Adoption Agency, and lives next door to Gertrude, the frisky abortionist. The two quickly become best friends, and before you could say "Rose is a Rose", the two of them had set up an underground Lesbian revolutionary cell and convinced all their girlfriends to get knocked up. Some of the babies were aborted for use in stem cell research, while others were terminated "just for kicks." Some (the girl babies) were allowed to live to create a new generation of Dyke soldiers!

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